In an appearance where he touched on pretty much every topic you might want to discuss with the owner of the fingerpoint of doom, Harrison Ford was his usual charming, slightly grumpy and completely brilliant self as he walked through a wide variety of fascinating topics.

Harrison talks about receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Actor Awards last week, Woody Harrelson presenting him with it, not running his speech by anyone, which one of his movies is his favorite, being nominated for an Oscar in 1986, living on a boat on Belize while filming Witness, his friendship with Jimmy Buffett, Michael J. Fox being on this season of “Shrinking,” whether or not he has ever made love to one of his famous soundtracks, sending a note to Jason Segel after seeing his nude scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and an amazing old photo of him with Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill.