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The Moof Milkers: An All-Star Live Reading of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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The Dynasty Typewriter team have already delivered the prequel and original trilogy, and on 10th January they performed the special edition of The Force Awakens you never knew you wanted, but can’t live without. This is The Moof Milkers, featuring an all-star cast and some very special surprises.

With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.:

Peter Bonavita: Narrator
Craig Cackowski: Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
Patrick Cotnoir: Narrator
David Dastmalchian: Kylo Ren
Eric Edelstein: Chewbacca
JoJo Ginn: R2-D2
Dana Gould: Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
Taran Killam: Poe Dameron/General Hux
Hal Lublin: Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
Fred Melamed: Obi-Wan Kenobi(archive footage)
Vic Michaelis: Rey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Laraine Newman: Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice
Gil Ozeri: BB-8
Connor Ratliff: Retired Filmmaker George Lucas
Alison Rich: Stormtrooper/Jess/Lt. Bastian/Bazine/Colonel Datoo/First Order Colonel/Kaydel Ko Connix/Officer Tabala Zo/Razor Qin-Fee/Young Girl
Alex Robinson: Narrator
Kevin Smith: Han Solo
Rich Sommer: Luke Skywalker/Rathtar
Alex Song-Xia: Korr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu Leech
Wil Wheaton: C-3P0
Lou Wilson: FN-2187/Finn
Daphne Zuniga: General Leia Organa

Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and been a presence online since his first webpage Fanta War in 1996. He currently contributes to ILM.com and SkywalkerSound.com, having previously written for Star Wars Insider, StarWars.com, Star Wars Encyclopedia, Build The Millennium Falcon, Starburst Magazine, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia and Model and Collectors Mart. He is a four-time Star Wars Celebration Stage host (the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015), the Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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The Moof Milkers: An All-Star Live Reading of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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The Dynasty Typewriter team have already delivered the prequel and original trilogy, and on 10th January they performed the special edition of The Force Awakens you never knew you wanted, but can’t live without. This is The Moof Milkers, featuring an all-star cast and some very special surprises.

With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.:

Peter Bonavita: Narrator
Craig Cackowski: Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
Patrick Cotnoir: Narrator
David Dastmalchian: Kylo Ren
Eric Edelstein: Chewbacca
JoJo Ginn: R2-D2
Dana Gould: Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
Taran Killam: Poe Dameron/General Hux
Hal Lublin: Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
Fred Melamed: Obi-Wan Kenobi(archive footage)
Vic Michaelis: Rey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Laraine Newman: Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice
Gil Ozeri: BB-8
Connor Ratliff: Retired Filmmaker George Lucas
Alison Rich: Stormtrooper/Jess/Lt. Bastian/Bazine/Colonel Datoo/First Order Colonel/Kaydel Ko Connix/Officer Tabala Zo/Razor Qin-Fee/Young Girl
Alex Robinson: Narrator
Kevin Smith: Han Solo
Rich Sommer: Luke Skywalker/Rathtar
Alex Song-Xia: Korr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu Leech
Wil Wheaton: C-3P0
Lou Wilson: FN-2187/Finn
Daphne Zuniga: General Leia Organa

Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and been a presence online since his first webpage Fanta War in 1996. He currently contributes to ILM.com and SkywalkerSound.com, having previously written for Star Wars Insider, StarWars.com, Star Wars Encyclopedia, Build The Millennium Falcon, Starburst Magazine, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia and Model and Collectors Mart. He is a four-time Star Wars Celebration Stage host (the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015), the Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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