The Umpire Strikes Back: Darth Vader escorted out of the Ashes

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As a former Sith Lord who ended his corporeal existance on a funeral pyre he should be well acquainted with ashes, but even the Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader couldn’t expect to be escorted from The Ashes. That’s what happened today during the 4th day of the first test at Edgbaston, and while it might not have been Vader’s Fist the 501st leading him away but rather a gaggle of gentlemen in hi-viz shirts, we all felt his presense (despite not taking any Wickets)*.

*PSA: We make no apologies for the Dad jokes, especially on Father’s Day.

SourceBBC Sport
Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and been a presence online since his first webpage Fanta War in 1996. He currently contributes to ILM.com and SkywalkerSound.com, having previously written for Star Wars Insider, StarWars.com, Star Wars Encyclopedia, Build The Millennium Falcon, Starburst Magazine, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia and Model and Collectors Mart. He is a four-time Star Wars Celebration Stage host (the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015), the Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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As a former Sith Lord who ended his corporeal existance on a funeral pyre he should be well acquainted with ashes, but even the Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader couldn’t expect to be escorted from The Ashes. That’s what happened today during the 4th day of the first test at Edgbaston, and while it might not have been Vader’s Fist the 501st leading him away but rather a gaggle of gentlemen in hi-viz shirts, we all felt his presense (despite not taking any Wickets)*.

*PSA: We make no apologies for the Dad jokes, especially on Father’s Day.

SourceBBC Sport
Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and been a presence online since his first webpage Fanta War in 1996. He currently contributes to ILM.com and SkywalkerSound.com, having previously written for Star Wars Insider, StarWars.com, Star Wars Encyclopedia, Build The Millennium Falcon, Starburst Magazine, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia and Model and Collectors Mart. He is a four-time Star Wars Celebration Stage host (the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015), the Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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