The Empire Strikes Bark: Stormtrooper walks a dog in Bristol

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You can understand local residents in Bristol being a tad confused when looking out of the window and seeing this, a soldier of the Empire walking a dog, but that’s what residents in Bradley Stoke were faced with when they saw this pooch, his trooper and his pooper scooper.

Perhaps the end of the world is a little closer than we thought. Perhaps the Death Star has docked just behind the moon and this Stormtrooper has popped home for a bit of shore leave.

But baffled passers-by have spotted a white West Highland Terrier being taken for its Saturday morning constitutionals – being walked by a Stormtrooper.

Locals have dubbed them ‘Luke Dogwalker’. ‘Pooper-Trooper’, ‘Obi-Wag Kenobi’, and ‘The Empire Strikes Bark’.

Rumours of a snowtrooper riding a horse in Harrogate claiming to be a member of the UKGee-Gees are unsubstantiated.

Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and has been a presence online since webpage Fanta War in 1996. He is the EiC and Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and currently contributes to ILM.com, SkywalkerSound.com, Star Wars – Das Offizielle Magazin, Journal of the Whills and Starburst Magazine, having previously contributed to magazines Star Wars Insider, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia, Model and Collectors Mart, partworks Build Darth Vader, Star Wars Encyclopedia, and Build The Millennium Falcon, and websites Jedi.net, Jedi News, StarWars.com, Lightsabre.co.uk, and Wirezone. He is the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015 (hosting it four times), and is the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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You can understand local residents in Bristol being a tad confused when looking out of the window and seeing this, a soldier of the Empire walking a dog, but that’s what residents in Bradley Stoke were faced with when they saw this pooch, his trooper and his pooper scooper.

Perhaps the end of the world is a little closer than we thought. Perhaps the Death Star has docked just behind the moon and this Stormtrooper has popped home for a bit of shore leave.

But baffled passers-by have spotted a white West Highland Terrier being taken for its Saturday morning constitutionals – being walked by a Stormtrooper.

Locals have dubbed them ‘Luke Dogwalker’. ‘Pooper-Trooper’, ‘Obi-Wag Kenobi’, and ‘The Empire Strikes Bark’.

Rumours of a snowtrooper riding a horse in Harrogate claiming to be a member of the UKGee-Gees are unsubstantiated.

Mark Newbold
Mark Newbold
Exploring the galaxy since 1978, Mark wrote his first fan fiction in '81 and has been a presence online since webpage Fanta War in 1996. He is the EiC and Daily Content Manager of Fantha Tracks and currently contributes to ILM.com, SkywalkerSound.com, Star Wars – Das Offizielle Magazin, Journal of the Whills and Starburst Magazine, having previously contributed to magazines Star Wars Insider, Geeky Monkey, TV Film Memorabilia, Model and Collectors Mart, partworks Build Darth Vader, Star Wars Encyclopedia, and Build The Millennium Falcon, and websites Jedi.net, Jedi News, StarWars.com, Lightsabre.co.uk, and Wirezone. He is the only podcaster to have appeared on every Celebration podcast stage since it began in 2015 (hosting it four times), and is the co-host of Making Tracks, Canon Fodder and Start Your Engines on Fantha Tracks Radio.
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